My New Way to Beat Bugs
The gardening season of Summer 2026 has been 'just OK'. Not spectacular or horrible. The weather was very dry, then very hot, then very rainy/humid.
The tomatoes struggled all season. They started out great, got very tall, then seemingly overnight they yellowed and looked near death until now. I had a decent harvest of Asian Pears though and they tasted very good.
Last year my cucumbers were on the struggle bus but this year they flourished like they were being paid to grow. I have so many growing I giving them away to anybody walking by my yard. I like doing that actually.
And... I see the same pests, hornworms, aphids, cucumber beetles and squash bugs dominating the landscape. My morning routine was squishing them with a gloved right hand.
My Bug Patrol strategy has been leveled up a few notches though.
I was scrolling on social media and saw this:
βAnd this ...
βNow, I have to admit, my first reaction was, "Noooooooo", but that lasted about 3 seconds when I remembered how many plants these bugs had destroyed....and they multiply like crazy.
I have tons of bumble bees, ladybugs, dragonflies, and butterflies, and I love them, they are a benefit to the garden. But these other insects that will destroy your hard work in only a few hours if you don't gain control of them.
Introducing .... 'Wanda'. Yes, that's what I named her.
This girl makes my life so much easier when I do my morning walk through the garden.
No more running to find the insecticide spray, or powder, or bug jar with soapy water and hoping the bug is still there when I return. No more squishing bugs between my fingers, and best of all no more mistakenly harming my 'beneficial' insects.
I calmly and casually stroll through the garden, me and Wanda, and when it's time, she takes action. One slight squeeze and down they go. No need to fry them. Just a slight squeeze of the trigger and they fall off. Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust. π
Took me six years to learn about this. I found out that organic farmers use this same tactic in the fields with a much larger butane or propane tank. It's an inexpensive and effective tool.
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Anyway, I just wanted y'all to meet my new friend. π